I have at least 4 cousins with the middle name Elizabeth. And my family wasn’t restricted to super-Anglo names. I’m sure the short list for girl names is even smaller than the boys. It may be non-traditional, but appropriate in this instance for both of Diana's granddaughters to carry on her name. 

They’re young adults and they’re rich. Why should we worry about them?

When I was a kid, my parents put canned peach halves in custard dishes and told me they were raw eggs and that’s what we were having for breakfast. My dad slurped one up with a disgusting squelching sound. Not only did I totally believed them, but I retched at the breakfast table. Then they came clean and we all had a…

There’s a podcast about it?! Link please.

This sounds like something my genius-but-a-methhead former roommate would say.

And how do you use the three seashells?

Eh. Another Mary Queen of Scots film that can’t be be bothered to give her the (accurate) French accent. Pass.

Ambian

Is it the new Malibu Stacy hat?

Unless it’s Full House. Then they just have to walk backwards around the table and give the flowers back. Because Uncle Jesse loves Becky no matter what. 

Amazon isn’t silencing anyone. They’re just not allowing anyone to use their platform for book review unless they meet purchase requirements. Nowhere in the constitution does it say that Amazon has to publish your opinion. The government is not permitted to restrict speech, but Amazon is not a government entity. Its a…

It’s called Manhattan.

I took it more as “Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia”.

And throw pizza on the roof of the garage.

That’s not going to hurt her election chances. The only people who make guns their single issue are very much pro-NRA.

Emma Watson and Natalie Portman both had them. I’ll bet Miley Cyrus did too.

The rapist himself pled guilty.

It’s for Activia, the yogurt that makes you poop.

I have someone come to mop my floors twice a month. Since she only does my floors I clear everything ahead of time (including putting my coffee table on the couch and elevating knick-knack furniture) but if someone did more dedicated cleaning I’d do tidying so they could have access to whatever needed done.

I went as St. Lucia do Halloween in the third grade. My mom just got some garland and made it into a wreath that fit my head. Best candy haul ever. Old Christian ladies in my neighborhood LOVED it.