haha yeah :) I’m just here for sarcastic humor, dad jokes, and a tiny bit of car knowledge.

What is both brown and sticky?....

A stick 

You’re such a brat.

Buying sausages by the foot is the wurst way to do it.

There was a time when an Audi A8 meant something to me... now it’s just a fatter Audi A6/4/3/12/14-something...

Remember how cool the Chevrolet Bolt concept looked? Anyways.

It was probably the A3-4-6-8-12-14-something. But be assured...it probably had a 2.0L turbo engine.

*crosses finger*

With just about every manufacturer obsessed with coining a corporate face and striving for predictable, tedious design consistency across their entire fleet, I can’t overstate how refreshing it is to see Hyundai forge this path of making wildly unique cars.

Yes, but that venn diagram is close to a circle. 

Putting this in my file as example 9,999,999 of why I rarely trust cops...

Did someone say Japan?

Rule 34

Tentacles are so last century. Hermaphrodite demon girls are the new thing.

What, no tentacles?

Well, it is Japan; I’m guessing that it ends with a robot having sex with an underage catgirl in a school uniform.

Did I say Maryland? I meant, obviously, Mexico. Maryland is a city in Mexico. You’ve probably never heard of it.

I was cruising down I-68 west in Maryland late at night at a moderate 80 or so, when too late I noticed a crown vic sitting in the median ahead of me. I saw his headlights turn on, and knew I was busted. I also knew there was an exit only about a mile or so ahead, with a couple of gas stations right off the highway,…

Honestly, commuting is the hands down WORST way to waste a motorcycle. Save all the gearing up for real rides. Weekend ride for pleasure. Actually enjoy the bike. Try track days if you wanna go fast. Multi day camping type stuff if you wanna go far. Adv stuff if you wanna get dirty. But the overall point is get the…

Good looking girl on a motorcycle with a cool jacket for summer, what’s not to love?  Sure, click ahead.

I want other people to buy them so I can shoehorn the drivetrain into an old Fiat 600.