Australia has a lot of problems but they do elections right. Compulsory voting, all paper ballots run by a central electoral commission that isn’t at the whim of party politics. Voting takes place on Saturdays and there are polling places everywhere, plus they do food at these places, a lot of churches and schools will…

Every episode of LAST MAN STANDING should start with Tim Allen coughing, his wife looking slightly concerned, and then moving on with the show.

No clue, but you’ve got to give this website credit for somehow making principled stands against domestic violence somehow a huge waste of everyone’s time. 

Why does this article exist?

It will never happen in a million years, but I would love to see the Giants give Kaepernick a shot. I think it would be entertaining as hell to see a mobile, cannon armed QB running the offense with Barkley, Beckham, Sheppard, and Engram rounding out the skill positions. Kaepernicks ability to run would hide some of…

This is a bad take.  

NEVER say not having microtractions isnt a good thing.

I’m already circumcised, you idiot.

Congrats on the successful wiener surgery! Never thought I’d type that on Jezebel. Or anywhere really.

I found this headline to be much more trashy and manipulative than a typical Jezebel headline, and was sincerely surprised. Titles like this are why I refuse to read BuzzFeed. So far all my comments have been approved, so if this one isn’t at least we know why.

She may have refused to be by his side for whatever reason but I distinctly remember her giving an interview abiding by the talking point that his comments should be deemed ‘locker-room talk’ instead of taken seriously. She also went along with her husband birther lunacy against Obama. Make no mistake this one knows…

Somewhere out there, some heartless parent is coming home with a dog for their child and blithely saying “here’s a failure dog for my failure son.” 

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

To all the eventual commenters complaining about three pedal lovers, it’s all about this:

Thank you. Sure would have been good to have learned that in the article though. 

Lloyd argued that women shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to give birth:

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

I learned to use my right hand for these things mentioned, some I can’t even really do with my left. Without much hassle oddly enough.