So, one of those two women in the photo is 47? Which one? Is it the one who looks like a slightly zaftig FOX news reporter, or is it the one who looks 60?

Yes.

Yes. That’s the solution. Stop talking about the most powerful man in the world. If we just ignore him, he’ll go away.

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

I hate it when the shift pattern isn’t in English.

...Barkevious Mingo...

Why doesn’t it just randomly play the conversations of yours Alexa has already recorded? 🤔

Oh, stop being so unreasonable!  /s

Where’s the unpopular opinion?

Unpopular Opinion: If the game is shit, people aren’t going to spend good money on it. If you want people to buy your games instead of pirating it, make them good games. That way, you don’t have to add in DRM.

Durrrrrrr....

Haters gonna hate. This season was great, and Thandie Newton is everything.

How could they not CTE this coming?

THANK YOU! I read the Guardian piece the same way. When I saw the Jez piece all I could think was ‘you clickbaiting sons of bitches....”

Chef: MY MOM

Maybe in the US. In Canada you cannot smile in a passport photo. Just FYI for non-US readers to check your local regulations.

Also I heard he eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with.

This is why people hate soccer.