TL:DR- both sides are wrong. The 2A is about armed State law enforcement groups, not the military, and not a personal right of Citizens to be armed. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

I’m going to remember that move next time I get into a fight.

It’s like the political universe had to get back for “No Drama Obama” by giving us this fucking Katrina-sized shitstorm of non-stop scandal to restore balance or something.

I don’t understand how Jaden or Jada thought emancipation would get him out of their bubble. Everything he’s ever accomplished derives from his parent’s fame and money. If he wanted out of the bubble, going to college, preferably abroad, is the only thing that might have done the trick.

Good an explanation as any. It’s not as though sending off players that late in a game really hurts either team. Just try and get to the final horn with as few casualties as possible.

I’m still trying to figure out why Oshie got sent off at the end. Best answer I’ve heard is because Vegas was fixated on him and headhunting him and the refs were hoping if they sent him to the locker room it might calm things down.

Given the level of incompetence here, I’m surprised they didn’t retroactively call defensive three seconds on LeBron because he was standing there for so long in the slow motion replay.

I sought help and I was about an 8 or 9. I was helped and been doing great for years.

I’ll respect someone standing up for their beliefs right up to the point where their belief is that an entire group of people that can’t change who they are is somehow less. “I don’t hate gays, I just don’t think they should get married and I won’t play soccer while wearing a jersey that celebrates them as people” is…

Dear god, that’s most intelligent, observant hockey analysis I’ve ever seen on Deadspin! Granted, the bar is very low, but kudos and all the stars to you, sir and/or madam!

Shhhh! You’re giving away all of our shit!

Caps looked much better this game (yes even 5v5) because they adjusted their game plan. It really can all be boiled down to a few things:

The Barr is already set so low.

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

This is an interesting idea, but I could easily see it backfiring if nobody ends up standing out.

Oh God. Now I’m not so sorry to see the Rockets lose.

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

Is she saying “that was fair”?

Look, Congo is terrible, but it has Tim Curry's hammiest role ever and FAKE GORILLAS ARE BLOWN APART BY A DIAMOND LASER AND THEN THEY ALL DIE IN A VOLCANIC ERUPTION.