Nice to know Jezebel is highlighting randos with children now.

How do you pronouce FKA Twigz?

So maybe I’ll need to have a bidding war when I sell my PSL. Interested buyers can bid on the right to buy my right to buy tickets. I’ll of course sell my PSL for what I paid, but that PSL PSL is going to give me a lot of money upfront.

I’m surprised they let someone who shifts with two fingers the chance to ride it.

Counterpoint: Federer is still insufferable. He has the personality of a popsicle stick.

There is only one acceptable movie for a man to cry at: Braveheart.

No mention of all the $$$ HarvardU can make by grabbing the local real estate that the Final Clubs sit on?

Double barreled aluminum bats.

I moved to Jacksonville for 2 mostly wasted years in my early 20's. My first full day there, I got a speeding ticket because of my NY plates, and I saw a bumper sticker that said “Happiness is a Yankee driving North.”

Cheese + bacon FTW. I don’t care that they took 40 minutes in the oven. Totally worth it.

Argument invalid. You thought Machete Kills was good.

Because you’re allowed to put cameras in your own house. What law did he break?

Aloha also means good-bye.

Didn’t Marc Summers have some serious past mental health issues? Glad to see he’s doing (and looking) well.

Thanks for reminding me that I don’t really care about the devalued definition of “celebrities” until after they are older than 25.

That’s where he lost me.

Makes you really miss Slick Willy, don’t it?

Only Phil Jackson wanted Kristaps, but that worked out. Give the frenchie a chance.

I can only assume that the Knicks have once again traded off all their draft picks for once-shiny now-decrepit older players.

I want to send this to my father, whose only joy comes from golf. He’s also a Trumplethinskin denialist. He’s 72. It might kill him. There’s no inheritance.