Hey now! You listen here, punk! Halo deserves to be on this list, it was the best darn tootin’ game I ever laid my testies on. In fact, you might say that Halo blessed the male secretion that became my offspring, OH WAIT, I DONT HAVE ANY BECAUSE OF UBISOFT!

Did you guys know that Ubisoft is the number one provider of cancer for the entire world, true story, you can even fact check it on wikipedia, atleast for a couple of days. Also, did you guys know that Ubisoft has a secret game? Its called “try to get support from us”, its kind of like dark souls, only, more…