My parents Dasher (aka passat) wagon. Like this below...except in silver.

Blame BMW for starting the nonsensical numbers war. Remember for a while in the 70s-90s when those numbers actually correlated with something?

@SerialThriller: Want? I know the trashy euros like our SUVs, mustangs and some other blingy cars. You ocassionally see them in Europe with Euro plates....obviously pawned off by some American military family leaving.

@maximum_sarge: Yeah! and that paint color.......yeah! Take that!

@cejb001: You mean the ones they can't manage to keep on lots because it's sooo unpopular?

I will be cursing every SUV driver i pass by on the way to work today in my (arguably faster) station wagon.

@Muscles Marinara:

Square headlights, reflecters and all. That was my first car.

@Type3Notchback: Ha! So true.

@Sam Smith: I agree with that. No compelling stories here. Just eye-candy....sounds familiar....sorta like Avatar.

@sdvictor:

Just because a video has high production value =! Top Gear.

This car is so sickly paradoxical that it makes sense.

@Thomas Paladino: So does the Patriot Act. So does our current Habeas Corpus quagmire with enemy combatants.

Technically fascism is the extreme far right in the standard political spectrum.

@sdvictor: BTW, OPC / Regal GS Wagon needs to come. The last of the affordable AWD turbo wagons (Legacy GT/Outback XT) are gone.

Send it back.

@GeeHalen: Even better

Wait wait....wouldn't the blades fling the now-chipped pieces of shrub all around and down at people as projectiles?

A couple of years ago, when subaru lauched the "Love" campaign; it was met with quite a bit of skepticism.