Rocky Raccoon can suck my dick.

This thread's not big enough for the both of us. AND IT'S NOT ME WHO'S GONNA LEAVE!

I've always loved this song. Easily his best post-Beatles output after Maybe I'm Amazed.

I find the jelly bean ad in this compilation particularly disturbing - http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Find the mystery placenta in your packet and win a trip to the factory to see how they're made!

FYI - this is how TaB cola was advertised when I was a youngin'.

I'm not ashamed to admit that the best potato chips I've ever eaten were Samboy's Hot Dog flavour (Australian brand) back in the 90s. They were around for about 6 months and then taken off the shelves, no doubt due to internal bleeding and still birth complaints.

I tend to look for the soda that has cane sugar and not HFCS. This affords me the delusion of making the 'heathly' choice during my inexorable slide towards diabetes.

It's a Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket. It tastes like a Hot Pocket.

"OK Mr. Stone, we need you to squat down in this grass while we take the photo….a little more…back, and to the left…back, and to the left."

No ads here. Ghostery FTW!

Crosby Stills Nash & Bangerz.

Take out the 'free' part and you could be describing any Apple store.

"The world has been full of catchy disposable music for decades(probably since the invention of pop music really) "

How dare YOU sir. HOW. DARE. YOU. The interwebs are no place for reasonable arguments and weighted considerations.

A mighty fine clickbait lure you've constructed AV Club.

I can suggest a détente‎ for this cultural dick measuring.

So….scalies?

Oi! Get in tha mota Mr. Darcy! Fackin bellend.

Supertramp "The Logical Song"
INXS "Mediate"