Reporter: “Would you say you’re on cloud nine?”
Husband/Wife: “We’re on cloud nine!”

Here is said halftime show. There’s a bit of talking over it but actually cool to hear from some of the behind the scenes people.

“What happened to this society,” Payton asked, slowly shaking his head. “It’s all guns, guns, guns now, when all this stuff could easily be handled by implementing a system of bounties.”

In addition to being a terrible, condescending question, it’s also a deeply stupid one that shows the reporter doesn’t understand how basketball works. Baylor got outrebounded because defensive rebounds are easier than offensive ones, and Baylor missed way more shots. Baylor rebounded better than Yale on a percentage…

This guy is my new favorite player.

Scratchy: Ooh, [Drew Magary] is one outrageous dude.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

I may have just sprayed a little bit of my Sprecher’s upon reading this.

Uff da!

smdh, +1

She said she felt dizzy when she stood and had to be stretchered out of the hotel.

At least Monty Hall would have given his girlfriend the choice of which door to be thrown through.