Got married.

WOW, That got real, real fast. I think I'll stick to my go to Tinder pick up line;

I hope her response was this: "You forgot 3). We date for a while, things seem like they're going great, we get married, buy a house and have kids. You lose your job and say you want to house-husband for a while, which is fine - I make enough for all of us if we're careful. But when I come home from work the house is…

I'm writing a song, made especially for Tinder guys like this!

I think its really weird you moved to Nashville to stalk the cast of a television show, when you could have been stalking and enjoying real country musicians. Is the real thing not as shiny and captivating as the network tv version?

You know, I allow for emotional distress here.

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

Yeah, it's amazing how many guys don't even have sex with them, but simply dress them up and take pictures of them. My ex, with whom I remained such close friends that I was one of the two people who knew he'd ordered one, did that. When it arrived, I went over there with all the size 6 clothes that I had to admit I…

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

Sam Pepper is a bit of a joke in the UK - a failed Big Brother contestant who tried to become a panel show personality. Not very popular at all. Though now with such exposure of his dark side, i suspect there will be more in the way of criticism. I truly hope so anyway.

Was coming down here to say the same thing. Emily Blunt, you won the wedding.

I'm usually not one for fashion or weddings, but the detailing on the top Amal's dress is so beautiful, I can't look away.

Btw, the property brothers are out of hand. The kind of George Michael's Careless Whisper era grooming on the formal AND scruffy brother disturbs me.

What is this world where I really like Taylor Swift? Single-dom (and feminist) is a good look for her.

This photo bomb is perfect.

Its more the obsessiveness than anything. Other people's husband's look at porn - mine has a browser history of a bunch of pictures of BMWs and visits to bimmerpost.com

I always thought I'd end up with a bookworm, and now I live with a man who only reads on holiday (if at all). It turned out to not be as big a deal as I thought, I guess. Plus he built me a bookshelf. Maybe they're reading enablers?

I feel you. I had a perfect score on the verbal section of the SATs. My husband has the double-whammy of ADHD and dyslexia. I heavily recommend audiobooks! My dude loves them.