Snail AS headphones!

“I’m really looking forward to the day, chick. Just one thing - that dress is too small. Do you have the bandwidth to find another or shall I just go find something that fits in the same color?”

So your day improved then.

<3

You’re projecting. Go talk to your sister. Rapunzel didn’t say anything that indicated she’s desperate or clutching or incapable of loving properly or waiting for Prince Charming. Wrong target.

The best way to show off white ink, particularly on white skin; is not to rely on the black outline but to have a pictorial background to the swan. Colour in the background for contrast.

It can take a while. I decided I wanted a tattoo when I was 16. I didn’t know what I wanted, so I didn’t actually get anything until I was 32. Now I have five, and plans for more. Just need the spare money.

Yes, put the headphones on it. You know best what Harriet wants :)

Nina Simone’s version of Strange Fruit.

THAT’S THE EXACT SAME DOG YOU DOG STEALER!

Average means that plenty of people lived longer and lots of babies died from things we now cure with antibiotics. It’s not all about the food.

It WILL work. You can coexist very happily with someone very different.

This is where we have to be utilitarian. This is GOOD. Fucked up, but useful.

I hope you got to read it, it was incredible.

FGM can be stopped. It’s the female practitioners that need convincing and it’s health reasons that will get them convinced.

YES. I was very discombobulated. It’s a picture of rice. And it’s way more disturbing than it has any right to be!

Yup. I’ve had five babies and never owned a bottle. I’m supposed to buy one especially for when I go out when breastfeeding works for me as well as it does when baby and I are at home? How about no?

I am going to start yelling this at randoms for no discernable reason.

It’s humans that are weird. They wash themselves in The Always Clean Litter Box and then they pee in the Great White Drinking Bowl!

Awww I’m so sorry. :(