I HAVE A DISAGREEMENT

Jimmy Fallon is the White Sox of late night TV.

In other words, the Cardinals lost.

“Wilson and Ciara.”

At least we still have Verlander and Upton.

“if they would have”

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

Consistency means “white” in this context.

Pictured: Good Dog Aaron Judge next to Other Good Dog Brett Gardner

I’m in favor of allowing pro athletes to take any legally obtained substance they so desire. Since it’s not the Olympics and statistical records should not be held as sacred relics, I don’t understand the objection to PEDs in general, especially when used for injury recovery or to allow the athlete to maintain…

I want athletes to be drug-fueled. As a consumer, it’s more exciting. When Lance Armstrong was winning all those Tour de France’s (Tour’s de france?), breaking records, it was awesome. Sosa vs. Big-Mac? Phenomenal. Bring me the artificial, 600 ft home runs all day long.

The other Knicks took notice and demanded drug tests immediately after they gathered as a team and had several hits of yellow sunshine.

And his villain name is..Dark Mavis.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

But was it a sandwich?

I guess, but come on, man. They should have won this game. Anyway, my bracket’s fucked. Back to caring about baseball. See you next March, NCAA.

No, I’m saying the whole concept that the top 4 teams in the country should get ushered to the front of the line and not have to play anything but patsies until the final two rounds has always been absurd and ridiculous. Are they the best or not? And, yes, I am explicitly saying that since Villanova could not beat…

You still have to win all your games. If Wisco beats Nova as a 5-seed instead of an 8-seed, Nova still loses.

There is no person worse than the idiot who cheers for Duke or some other high seeded team in a close game against a low seed just because they had the high seed winning the tourney in their bracket.

“Dick Wolf” is an anagram of “wolf dick”