here come the toadies.

he’s pulled ahead of altuve in fwar, 7.6 to 7.3, as of the end of this afternoon’s game.

reminds me a LOT of giuliani’s eight year-old kid.

life of an A’s fan: Watching a Handsome Man Play Fantasy

sac flies and hits were likely more commonplace than strikeouts when chadwick devised his system.

you make most of the points, omitting only that the derby is a display of raw - batting practice - power, not game power. season totals are not predictive. players would know which hitters are more likely to bring fireworks to a meaningless exhibition; invitations were issued accordingly.

do check out tony T’s twitter account. quality dude there.

she’s not going to fuck you, daryl.

your conclusion may be legitimate, but you’re using a myth to make the case.

that doesn’t always work.

simultaneous insecurity and bloated ego. like an actor. or trump.

you make a very good point. and i can’t help thinking about some parties’ reactions to stories about sexual assault. victim testimony <i>is</i> evidence. instances of false reporting of hate crimes or rape are so statistically insignificant that that’s not where our minds should go first.

basket of unfuckables.

yep. i’ve been known to mindfuck good friends who can take it. but i’m also the guy who reminds you it’s just brain chemistry and you’ll be back soon, when that’s called for, too.

BREAKING: mlb rule change, balls will now be rolled to the hitter.

yeah, no. the second wildcard has fooled uninformed fans into thinking they’re “in the midst” of it. the yankees’ playoff odds at the deadline were 2.5%.

okay, but this is who she married.

before anybody makes jokes about the county name, it’s pronounced /or-EE/.

oh come on. he was clearly kidding. the kid uses a photo of a goat for his twitter header.

came here to confirm honey dijon ranks below getting hit by a car. imagine my disgust.