Is Tom Brady cold or hot? He’s wearing a half sleeve shirt, a sleeveless hoodie, and a stocking cap. I’m so confused.

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

Either that, or I’m a cytopathologist who recognizes that cutting funding to Planned Parenthood has consequences beyond fewer abortions.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

Posada is only the fifth MLB catcher with at least 1,500 hits, 350 doubles, 275 home runs, and 1,000 RBIs in a career.

I’m not exactly sure how to properly thank you for this great piece, so I will just say that I could read multiple novels written by you about hand-wrapping.

The tongue?

Also worth considering, the tensile strength of the coattail fabric.

New York City baby, the city of lights, dreams.

No, he’s walking talking proof his parents should have practiced it

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Nobody ever means Undisputed.

Rhonda Rousey dodges punches better than you troll.

LSD + THC @ MSG = XTC

I think right now, President-elect of the United States, but other than that . . . nope.

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.