The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury

I don’t know what you think you did, but me and mine don’t deserve any of this. And neither did those who threw away their votes in protest, even if they don’t realize it yet. Make it right in 2018 y’all. Quick question to all of us professionals and business owners: what are you going to do with your inevitable…

They have an Electoral College in baseball now?

Ahh fuck you. He’s a straight, upper class, older white man. His privilege is that almost nothing that happens in the next 2-4 years will have an affect on him. Don’t be a dick.

Think he could have achieved what he did if he were a woman?

You’d be absolutely fucking wrong, pal. Trump won this election with super-majorities of uneducated, rural white voters (creating a plurality in enough swing states to win despite losing the popular vote). To your specific point, NY Times exit polling shows people who made more than $100k roughly split equally between…

What those lesser people really need to hear is how they’re not pulling hard enough on their own bootstraps or that they should really try to hit the same triple I did when my white Christian mother gave to birth me on third base.

You’d be wrong. Hillary pulled better with the affluent and the higher education levels. They also tend to go hand in hand.

For what it’s worth, the repetition of an identical word was intentional. It may or may not be terrible, I leave that to your discretion, but I wasn’t unaware I was doing it.

Rough translation: This man reinforces my belief system, and makes me feel validated.

Fucking protest voters. Great job, assholes.

New England Deplorables.

I feel legitimately embarrassed for Pareene that his moody, precious, verbose, and self-important bullshit was published directly next to what Diana wrote.

Voting is not for squares. I experienced my two kids voting for the first time for the President of United States and they thought the privilege was very cool.

No matter who we’d have run, that’s what the message would be. You can’t talk about anything else when the other guy is Dumb Hitler. You just can’t. It’d be political malpractice. But what would be different is that our candidate wouldn’t have his or her hands cuffed by broad unpopularity with anyone who wasn’t…

She has a belief system entirely suited to taking care of those who take care of her. Anyone else can eat shit.

Fuck you. Idiot. Trey and Matt, have blood on their hands for 2004, but luckily they don’t matter anymore. Which means, their trotting out of their libertarian bullshit, hit with a seismic thud.

54, wanna make something of it?

I blame Twitter.