Chuck Berry, who more or less invented rock n’ roll

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Honestly, I think the opposite tends to happen on a larger scale — people think a weather event will be NBD and it ends up being utterly devastating (see Andrew, Katrina, Sandy).

He said those things because they work.

Shep Smith is a treasure

This is not a debate whether capital punishment is right or wrong, just a suggestion to murder people in other states, but I appreciate a good “We Kill You Back” comment when I come across one

bad kinja

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

But seriously, Boston fans are fucking awful.

Nah, this should be a one-time gimmick. And at any rate, Knick fans lack the requisite delusion of grandeur and sepia sense of preciousness.

YAS, KING!

What a petty little family.

He learned his lesson after Parcells.

I originally typed “beat the pants off,” which would have been a shameful missed opportunity.

It’s a good thing Bront didn’t live to see this. They’re good dogs.

“Horseshit NFL standard”

Update: lol.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

Hit like no one is watching.