true, true. but i first assumed the coke-loving hayseed you referred to was johnny manziel.
vicki
vickivee
this is an unfortunate characterization of “young white women.”
browns fan jonathan: don’t you think poor people have enough problems without you dumping your goddamn colt mccoy jersey on them.
hicks be trollin’.
remember ronan tynan? what’s with these racist tenors?
i’m not a tim duncan fan, but the priest holmes and felix pie shout-outs were worth the price of admission.
those of you who are too young to remember baseball 15-20 years ago: it was this fun all summer long.
holy shit, that jekyll/hyde shout-out takes me back.
yankee fan here. your comment and all its replies have me nostalgic for the days when the bombers were worth hating.
the ‘98 homerun race was thrilling, nonpareil. if you’ve never read this, it’s a great revisit.
is “strong wrists” a joke about his famously huge cache of porn?
jeff van gundy is a national treasure.
give him an eephus he’s vicente padilla.
hero.
nice guy <i>shtick</i> doesn’t work, but being a nice person does. for those who would cite examples to the contrary, i would remind that some humans in the early years of development can be pretty dumb, and may make poor choices. some girls may be attracted to assholes. most women are not.
when i get “you’d never go for me because i’m not good-looking enough,” or “you won’t date me because i don’t have enough money,” i reply “no, homeboy, you’re dead in the water because you think i’m shallow.”
any yankee fan who actually lives in new york would choose the 2001 series over the 2004 LCS.
you (and your colleagues) have done a very good job with these stories, going back at least to last summer. thank you for that.
wait. isn’t that what “riding pine” means?