nobody ever looked better holding a clipboard than david carr.

you had me until the very last line. fuck the smiths.

easy, tiger. the guy you’re ranting at just said the “joke” isn’t funny. he’s right.

cougar in a race car.

i can see a preference for mutual oral with him, so you don’t have to look at his face.

it’s not about the $600. it’s never about the $600.

bitchBOT.

andujar cedeno.

“cowboy mouth,” aptly enough.

language pollution.

pedants make the world go ‘round.

pleased to see the mets’ pitching prospects have gotten the memo about having to provide their own run support.

alice cooper’s “be my lover.”

ugh. only if it’s more dinosaur jr. than that whiny cure crap.

“hot in the city” is the superior billy idol karaoke song.

i enjoyed the wordplay of your using “sicced” in an article about fans’ busted orthography, whether it was intended or not.

it’s all about the foreground.

i would sign your anarchy petition if i didn’t need to see a-rod start the all-star game.

tacos are sandwiches.

again, fuck tim duncan.