it’s not boring if you’re not an app-addicted braindead dumbass.

no, i know. but i don’t mind chris rock exaggerating (okay, lying) to make a point. but yeah. he e x a g g e r a t e d .

hey, dummy. chris rock did not say baseball is boring. also, if you’re not a brain-dead philistine, baseball isn’t boring. but you sure exposed yourself here.

i think you made this story up. even repressed white boys drink beer and get loud at baseball games. and if this isn’t some agenda-driven propaganda, i’ll say you just got unlucky. but i’m pretty sure it’s the former.

i wept and cheered listening to the chris rock homily, but i truly hope you’re kidding here. also, quit hanging out in fucking williamsburg, and come to my bar on avenue B.

lawrie v. the royals: the old detestable object meets unlikable force paradox.

oh god, Lionel, you have been hurt; you have been hurt by somebody that much is clear.

jesus. i’ve spent my entire pretty, blonde life on eggshells, parrying judgments and resentments, because of cliches like this woman.

i've lived alone a couple years now. woman's prerogative disclaimer, but i feel like even if i meet my soulmate and marry i'll still want my own apartment.

obviously a cobra got its face painted at a carnival.

pissbabies hate life the right way.

i get that men express affection for each other with abuse and indignities, but some people be trying way too hard. that said, kluwe roasting the vikes and their fans is pretty funny.

marvel at the universe, people; that it's so vast to contain how much this man is pleased with himself.

i have no issue with all the war terminology. sports perform the same role in society that the greek theatre once did. we experience horrible and wonderful things in a safe, controlled environment to have pathos and catharsis; leaving cleansed.

anyway, mets fans should congratulate themselves for having a gm and a manager who are sabr-savvy enough to make this decision based on revenues, not some silly idea that rotation order is anything but meaningless.

okay, but stop calling for an end to the american tipping system. this nyc barmaid really, really likes the american tipping system.

not for nothing, but i take crazy's side. dude should've had the envelope ready by the final buzzer. or don't run pools.

come on. hammering that myth that women are relieved - nay, grateful - when they don't "have to" have actual sex. it's cliche at best.

girlfriends past as well, you say?

.1893 ws/48 career/playoffs, but keep those myths coming.