okay, but hoi polloi means the many; hoi is the definite article. leave off the the, else your parody is more oswald bates than smarty-pants pedant.

solid effort, but still not as dumb as calling that slant on 2nd and goal from the one with marshawn lynch in the backfield.

yeah, the shotgun formation kind of kills the element of surprise.

if you consume anything simmons sans jalen rose, that's on you.

so much this. carroll said he was willing to "waste a play" there, to control the clock. so you run a slant with a short quarterback directly into the pats' goal-line package?

thank you, kyle. thank you, deadspin. vox rationis.

tyree redux had you spooked.

surely this rings hollow to bills fans. a giants fan will, i will miss the hell out of the rex ryan freak show in the city; but, objectively, he's a party traitor and this is bullshit.

conversely, i'd say this ups the likelihood that he went in there to pee.

the jokes write themselves.

jay pharoah is brilliant and the blizzard stuff was a'ight, but the only time i laughed was at the pete carroll intro, "if there was ever a human dude who magically switched places with a happy-ass shaggy dog...."

you're my hero.

i think it's ice williams who does the behind-getting in that relationship.

sad to say, i'm not surprised; it's made in the captain's milquetoast image. i enjoy some of the players' tribune, but it feels like a highschool paper that had to go through a priggish faculty sponsor before going to print.

i come down on the athletes' side, and i've wanted them paid since i read a barry switzer book when i was a twelve year-old girl. one tiny quarrel, though. while the coaches are vulgarly overpaid at bigtime football schools, it's a little disingenuous to suggest that their careers were earned on the players' backs.…

i mean, did this thing have a baller dachshund sire, who conquered a pitbull bitch; or did something very, very brutal happen to a girl wiener dog?

i enjoyed every word, except kidney beans. don't put fucking beans in your chili.

"in its uncut form"

upvote for fellow-ocd sufferer.

take a bow.