Fox News is covering this.

Praise the tiny baby Jesus that we don’t have the Clintons and their family drama in the White House. Can you even imagine? Whew! Bullet dodged.

Yeah, remember the suit scandal? Obama wore a tan suit and fox wanted to impeach. Good times.

The only way the Republicans would ever consider impeaching him is if they thought that keeping him around would hinder their reelections. However, thanks to gerrymandering, voter suppression, and a loyal cadre of racist, sexist, xenophobic voters who will always support Trump and consistently show up to vote in…

Eh, talk is cheap. Corker is retiring, he can afford to be honest. I’ll give Republicans credit for having a backbone when they actually start to vote against the shit Drumpf is doing- *while simultaneously trying to hold onto their seat.

*I see you, John McCain- cancer does not a hero make.

I honestly can’t believe it’s gone on this long. Where are the patriots in DC defending our freedom, our right not be ruled by a petty maniac who can’t remember where he left the launch codes?

I went to a high school in a really, really wealthy suburb (my family was really, really unwealthy), and there was a type of rich boy, all of them trust fund brats, sort of the Midwestern, North Shore equivalent of Diaper Don. They all had expensive cars and shitty attitudes. When I was young, I hated and feared them.…

Hell didn’t they do that during the campaign where all the women who came forward over Trump were whores while the handful of accusations against Bill were sacrament and Hillary’s fault.

Boo hoo.

It’s Tennessee so yeah, probably. Go to Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg if you want to be reminded of how someone like Trump got elected. It’s like a different world down there.

The day Corker announced his retirement, it was inevitable that the Sweetheart of the Tea Party was going to run. The Dems better run someone really sensational, but I’m afraid that -tragically - she’s got a lock on that seat.

This could, of course, just be a natural symptom of packing one’s Cabinet with absurdly wealthy people of limited intelligence who are used to the good life.

Horrible but absolutely totally the thing a plastic surgeon would completely support.

So show the man some appreciation and throw your shoes at him.

So Melania’s been coached to stay out of the line of fire, right? Look at that spacing. That’s not just her usual disgust at this mushroom dicked monster, that’s some straight up sniper schooling. Wonder when it’ll happen?

Limited exceptions to the ban will be made for rape, incest or to save the life of the woman.

“Mother, I sure showed those satan sponsored lady parts who is boss today, didn’t I?” - Mike as Mother tucks him in his bed and turns on his surfer Jesus nightlight. (ETA - Mike Pence is the worst -this crap is all him)

Sure, let’s push through legislation to ‘protect’ fetuses, but hey, when it comes to protecting actual children and adults from gun violence, it’s ‘stricter gun laws won’t actually stop these events from happening because people will still acquire guns if they’re determined enough’.

Driving along, that song comes on, crank it up, belt it out. Middle age retreats and indestructible youth revives for 3:36 minutes.

I read this wayyy too young; I was 16 and it was my first Stephen King novel. I chose it because it was relatively short (for King) and sounded intriguing. Those of us who have read it will no doubt be wondering if her very real, very fucked-up visitor makes an appearance and if so, how much of the character will they…