What is that old saying? Oh, here we are: Money can’t buy taste. Or class.

I am also old, went to H&M recently and looked around like WHY IS EVERYTHING FIRST SEASON 90210?? But I’m also now able to afford shit I couldn’t in the ‘90s, which is a whole other thing.

He is forever repeating himself immediately after saying his phrase of the day.

But what was with the folded arms? He never folds his arms when speaking. I’d like an expert on body language to weigh in.

Judging by the theatrical delivery, pausing and repeating, arms folded like a petulant child, I highly doubt that moment was really improvised. It might’ve been a surprise to his generals, but methinks it has the lyrical signature of a Bannon or Miller. They fed it to him at some point and he’s been keeping it in his…

Meanwhile, in Canada:

Also The Book of Eli, for a lovely foretaste of the landscape.

OMG Threads. How well I remember that devastating ending.

Remember when we couldn’t elect Hillary because she was a hawk who would start wars?

The environmental damage even from a limited nuclear war would be insane, personally I think a nice quick vaporisation would be better than starving to death, while hoping to not be cannibalised.

It’s been a pretty okay life, up til now. Personally, I’m hoping for instant vaporization over lingering radiation sickness. You?

My guess was J-Law is dead and a ghost and these “invaders” are actually her children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren through the years. Based on the title and the poster.

Trump has to be in court Aug. 14 for the emoluments lawsuit. Blumenthal is the lead plaintiff. That’s why there is a twitter storm coming from that orange asshole.

Maybe I’m uninformed because i don’t follow any of these “lifestyle” sites, but isn’t the point of them to learn how to have such-and-such celebrities supposedly fabulous lifestyle? I mean...no offense to LiLo, but how many people even just following her life at a glance these past years would honestly want their life…

The children have supposedly never been to school.

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

I’m sorry but what?!? There are birthday events without damn candles?? WHO? WHY? I can’t recall a single birthday that didn’t involve lighting something on fire and sticking it on a dessert. It’s the only way to birthday.

Yep, I have also had Southerners lecture me on “the truth about the Civil War.”

Wow, you are pretty optimistic that in 60 years there will be books or people that can read. Now excuse me, I’m late for tonight’s episode of Owww, my balls!

I plan on being one of those nomads who memorizes books from Fahrenheit 451.