She is presently living-challenged.

Well, as long as they aren’t slicing and dicing ugly teen girls. Anything below an 8 is fair game, amirite?

I mean this guy is the king of projection so you can pretty much guarantee this is the case.

Open request to Robert Mueller:

Thank you. I’ve been seeing another fresh wave of “I voted third party, not for Trump! I am in no way responsible for this current mess!” Nah bitch, you are. And what makes me angriest is that these are all people who have cushy jobs and won’t be affected. So many eyerolls.

A lot of people took issue with comparisons of Trump to Hitler, yet here we are, with his presidency potentially directly resulting in the deaths of millions of American citizens. Way to go, guys. Way to fuckin’ go.

I wonder how much peoples’ opinions were formed by the pictures of this poor child- he does not look like he’s ‘suffering.’ He looks like an angelic child that is just asleep. I know there are medical yardsticks that measure these things, but I have a family member who’s all, look! That is just a sleeping child and…

Unfortunately these comments from the parents make me think a civil lawsuit against the hospital is on it’s way, given what they have said about it being “too late”. It was always too late, but now a world renowned children’s hospital will be left paying off huge legal bills because of this selfishness.

I’m a parent and fully understand the emotional want to do what they can. However the asshole pragmatic in me knows this treatment would at best be tilting at windmills and would do nothing to help Charlie. Best to let the lad pass on in his own time surrounded by family.

Nah, I’m including Nixon in the half century since that takes us back to 1967. I was going to say the past century, but then you start to get into some sticky stuff about whether guys like Harding were worse in some ways. It was just a safer way to say the worst president in a very long time, which is obviously true.

A very good online friend had cancer and we all knew she would not make it to season 3. Some other friends in show biz contacted the show and told them what was happening and asked for some help so she could see what happened. A VP from Sony showed up at her hospice with season 3 in hand and 3 days before she died,…

We aren’t using personal attacks because we can’t refute your horseshit. You’ll just move the goalposts, so we’ll personally attack you. Not because we have to, but because we want to, and you don’t deserve any better.

When he praised his son for “transparency” for publicizing those emails a few minutes before the NYT was going to...while also hiding his own tax returns, qwueubfnfskwonasnfbfh and blathering blatherskite!

The suit you wore to the inauguration made you look like someone’s crazy old aunt that they only let out of the cellar for graduations and weddings, Kellyanne.

Typically that means picking up trash along the freeway. His lawyer may argue health and notoriety merit work in some county homeless shelter.

the current thing is she and the kid from One Direction who isn’t Harry Styles are on the cover of Vogue praising gender fluidity as a “style.”

Agreed - but I really think that if you don’t have the mental wherewithal to realize YOU’RE PREGNANT, than maybe you shouldn’t have that kid. 

White couple with adorable dying baby? Come on in, welcome!

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

Who was filling the contact lens script without checking if the script was still active?