Wow, he really does think he’s a king. “You may approach me, comely maiden. Come here, come here, and give a little twirl so that the whole court can see you.”

Boy, if there is one pet peeve I have, it’s when someone waggles there fingers towards themselves in the ‘come here’ motion— even worse when it’s wordless. Fuck you inside out, fella— I ain’t in grade school and you ain’t my Mom.

DT was never taught “his place”, in interactions with other people. Like his pathetic “squeeze and yank the other person off balance” handshake, like him shoving some world leaders out of the way so he could be in the front for a picture, the man is a boor, and uneducable, and such a tantrumy little bitch that he’ll…

Let’s get real here: we are not going to survive this.

Literally everything about this man is gross and embarrassing. He has zero redeeming qualities to save us from this horrible shitshow of a presidency. Jesus fucking Christ can it please be over already?

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

Oh Sarah, there is nothing you could do which would lower my opinion of you.

Grifters gonna grift.

I looked back to see if this op-ed was contrived, progressive handwringing, and saw how she introduced the cross hairs map back in 2010:

White trash at its finest.

It’s just continual fucking run on sentences or sentence fragments. It’s like there are hamsters in his head pulling parts of sentences from a bag and forming them into what they think is a good sentence.

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.”

“This will be great if we get it done, and if we don’t get it done, it’s just going to be something that we’re not going to like and that’s OK and I understand that very well,”

I wager that if Salvador Dali died the owner of a small engine repair shop with 250 Lira and a battered Fiat Chroma to his name, no one would be wasting a dime on paternity claims.

People get weird when money is involved.

The girl had to be messing around and somehow got completely outside the ride and couldn’t pull herself back in. I can’t imagine any other explanation on such a slow, enclosed ride. Kids!

In the 7th grade Tommy C had no interest in holding hands/potentially junior highish making out with me on a ride at Kings Island. I was so mortified I would have exited the ride any way possible, including jumping into the arms of bystanders. Might be projecting here. Dumb Tommy C.

Yeah not like she shouldn’t be responsible for whatever comes out of HER company bearing HER name on it.

“...days before blow dryers...”

I am actually pretty impressed with the maxipad trick!