Astro Doughnuts here in DC makes a pretty good doughnut.

Serious, decent person comment: This is a terrible way to go and I feel awful for this man and his loved ones.

Right. Our new first lady, Ivanka Trump is just not cutting it.

I would be willing to throw out the Constitution this minute if Michelle would submit to be Queen of the United States.

Well, I feel very bad for their children who now don’t have their father.

Wow, cry me a motherfucking river

I’m not a petty man, so I find no.........

Well she got her wish about the economy changing for her.

It would be a Pepsi

Mother is very disappointed.

I heard this dickhead is so anti-woman that he proposed taking tax breaks from the Cardinals because they play in in Busch Stadium.

“The Midwest Abortion Sanctuary City Zoological Park.” I can’t eeeeeeven get my bloomers in a twist because I don’t understand the amalgamation of these words...what do they meeeeean?!?!?! Wha...!!!

Bring us back some T Shirts!

From just the name I’d probably assume it was a place where animals could safely get abortions, but that’s just me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bud Light, though? That’s only what. 4.5%? C’mon, bro. Chug a pitcher of 14% Imperial Russian Stout (good practice, Comrade!) and then we’ll see how you’re doing.

“But, like, I couldn’t say no!! They were fucking challengeing me. ME. Theh were challenging ME,”

Clearly you need a partner who is worthy of the badass mutherfucker that is Zukka, and that is a rare bird, indeed.

Exactly. I wouldn’t equate plastic surgery, a talented glam squad, and unlimited budget with natural beauty or attractiveness.

Anyone reading over my shoulder would think I’m a monster.

I thought Kelly Ann was his hairless cat.