Not just well-respected, fucking legendary. I watched the interview this morning and was incensed. I am officially old. That goddamned smug self-satisfied asshole. Oh, fer chrissake I can’t find a fuckin’ emoji for shaking my old lady fists. You millenials are ruining everything.

“No, a book cannot cause someone to become gay.”

Of COURSE books can turn you gay! Why, I, a white straight cis male in his 20's, once merely GLANCED at an article on George Takei, and before I knew it I was making out with the mailman! I shudder to think what might have happened had I seen more than the title!

I don’t know, I think this particular one might really mess up a kid’s mind:

The question is why is she there at all when she has no title. No office (at the time, she didn’t). No clearance (again, at the time). What is Ivanka’s job? What are her responsibilities? Basically, why is she there?

This is the look of a woman who is assessing someone’s character and has ultimately found them shallow, false, and lacking.

Oh, my pleasure! Here’s a bonus round.

The warring factions in the GOP is seriously giving me life right now.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

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To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

Well, OF COURSE. I also realized I’ve made a mistake. I was thinking of the pipeline in Standing Rock. But that it will go through IL is already certain. There’s also Dickson Mounds. So many choices!

Got in confused with the pipeline Standing Rock. It’s Friday....

I want him to utter this passage on the day he’s caught with the proverbial dead girl or live boy in his bed. Verbatim!

I’m pretty sure that a pipeline from Alberta to Nebraska isn’t going to go through Illinois.

“My father is of the Kennedy era (meaning he was old enough to understand what was happening when Kennedy was killed) and he said it to me today: “Hasn’t anyone in the White House learned not to piss off intelligence communities?”

Yeah, Thanks, Obama!

I mean, TBH I have zero respect for the man - but if he really did think “shit, we’ve got nothing better than Obamacare but I can’t be held responsible for keeping it on -I know, let’s pin it on Ryan” that’s a pretty slick move. Game recognize game and all that.

Exactly. Also because he wants to go golfing for the weekend, and so he’s done with negotiations. Priorities!

Great! So she’s already a hit with white nationalists, now that it’s a hoax she’ll be the latest star of the alt-right and their gang of fucking MRA neckbeards because all women are lying whores who want to falsely accuse you of rape. Swell!