If Melania doesn’t want to be First Lady, that’s fine. But they need to step up and fill the role. White House Tours have stopped because no one has staffed the office that handles that.

I hope someone on Melania’s staff is named Rod. It would comfort her.

The treatment of Michelle is reason enough to abolish it. An educated woman who wanted to tackle the unfortunate truth that most of American children are Augustus Gloop clones is a bridge too far. Enjoy your clogged arteries!

To me, it just smacks of trying too hard. Why would I want to a) give more money to already rich people and b) wear clothing “designed” by someone whose chief claim to fame is being the daughter of a tacky real estate developer?

So all his tweets are retweeted to the @POTUS account. And there it is. The President of the United States is using his platform (bully pulpit) to call out a business for making a business decision adverse to the financial interests of a family member. Put another way, this is a PUBLIC SERVANT using his PUBLIC…

I didn’t know Nordstrom even carried Ivanka Trump’s line.* I just assumed that TJ Maxx had an exclusive on Ivanka’s line because every time I’m there, I see racks and racks of her fugly clothes, untouched by the masses.

Also it shouldn’t be your child’s responsibility to do this. You should have enough of a moral compass to try to do the right thing yourself in order to set an example for you kids!

“[Trump] called his national security advisor at 3 am with a pressing question he needed answered—is a strong or weak dollar better for the economy?”

I think I’ll run for office in Wisconsin. And the first thing I’ll do is introduce a bill that requires men to get permission from their wives/girlfriends before they are able to get Viagra, Cialis, condoms or any beverage above 3.2% ABV.

Slightly off topic: Growing up, my neighbor owned a mortuary. He had a contract with the city or state or county (whatever) to dispose of the cremains of paupers. I guess they don’t bury them anymore? He and his brother would get a bottle of wine and take a boat out on some designated lake and dump the cremated people…

Why is this holding up the funeral though? Other famous people have died where the autopsy was inconclusive and the toxicology would take weeks to come back but the body was still released within a few days of the initial examination so a prompt burial could be conducted. Have they not released his body? Has he…

“So many young men get their likes and dislikes from Mencken.”- Hemingway, as Jake Barnes in The Sun Also Rises

Also how the hell could he not make money off of football, steak, booze and gambling? That’s 4 out of the top 5 most American things in America!

And also, those that couldn’t be bothered to have voted between a somewhat unlikable lady and a raging, narcissistic, trust fund baby, C student, 7th grade vocabulary, not really a billionaire blowhard, and stayed home, because “what does it matter anyways man”: this is on you. We’re going to need you to wear hunter…

Probably not. And why would he? He got his presidency. No need to lie to us plebs anymore.

Surprising no one, he’s full of shit. His buddies probably can’t loans because they are a bad credit risk. Just like his OWN COMPANY.

To all the liberals who had the audacity to think that Hillary Clinton would have been just as bad as Trump. Fuck you very much.

Ha, right! I even had the haircut! And who can forget the Hamill Camel!

Dorothy Hamill

Nah. That might have been a glimpse into my future as an asshole, but I STILL like Harding even after that. Kerrigan was, and still is, the worst.