ahh, the project runway fargo challenge! always my favorite episode.

Of course. the uday and qusay are in. daughter eva braun is in. Gotta have the whole family in power so that they have the necessary experience to assume power when the despot dies. it’s how dictatorships work.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

The whole “they’re running out of dresses” line sounds so old-fashioned.

Also, Trump is a lunatic WITH ACCESS TO MORE THAN 7,100 NUCLEAR WARHEADS, 1,400 OF WHICH ARE ACTIVELY DEPLOYED AND AVAILABLE TO BE LAUNCHED.

His incessant need to brag about how he and everything to do with him is just the best or “record-setting” or whatever is absolutely breathtaking. I can totally believe the most important thing in his mind right now is putting on a good show at the inauguration. Not, you know, solving any of the nation’s problems or…

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

What’s the difference between SkyNet and Kellyanne Conway?

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

I was told the same thing. Not sure if that’s an accurate origin (isn’t it the astrological sign for Venus, who being a beauty goddess probably is associated with mirrors?) or if it’s just a mnemonic.

I was always told that the female symbol represented a hand mirror, because women always looking at themselves in the mirror and primping and whatnot. Tell ya what, let’s occupy the ‘male’ symbol and show some testosterone-fueled strength!

LOL murdering nine people in cold blood is so embarrassing.

Guys already barge into women’s restrooms all the time, no dress necessary. My male friends thought this was ~hilarious~ in high school.

I guess this is out of style now that cosleeping is in style, but my parents just told us that bedrooms are private places, that you shouldn’t go in someone else’s without permission, and that if someone leaves the living room or the kitchen to go to theirs they probably want to be left alone. They were pretty good…

I heard that’s called Wednesday in some parts of Memphis.

in every other state, its illegal. but in texas they’re scared of the moon so its perfectly legal to go around shooting at it. something about werewolves or the chupacabra or something. i dunno. i dated a girl from texas once but never really listened to anything she said.

Me and my husband were almost hit by celebratory gunfire in Memphis a few years ago - in a quiet residential neighborhood on a lake.

NEVER underestimate their ability to blame the others. You just watch. It will never be the republican’s fault that the factories didn’t come back. The democrats just didn’t want it badly enough and they caused all of this. Book it.

Hahaha, no of course not.