In my house we refer to Mitch as “Corn” or “Corny” because he looks like he has a corncob up his ass all. The. Time.

You know, I can sort of see the point of theft, and other crimes that benefits one in a material way. Pure vandalism for no reason gripes the hell out of me. Particularly the destruction of stone formations, graffiti in beautiful places in nature, knocking over tombstones, all that kind of thing makes me angry and…

Aw, I think Martha’s adorable! Besides, doesn’t a Chinese Crested win like every year? It’s the canine equivalent of Miss [southern state] winning Miss America every year. I’m glad to see a new kind of ‘ugly’ dog!

Children, want to hear a funny story? When I was a teenager in the late 60s (I am extremely old) ion the prehistoric days before blow dryers and every modern convenience, we would tape a maxipad to our foreheads and tape our wet bangs over that to straighten them out. I have other funny stories involving ironing…

Why on this earth would the family not want an autopsy? All I can think of is some weird religion that doesn’t allow it.

Those boobs though. I cannot imagine how her back must hurt. My back hurts right now from sitting at this desk a couple of hours and I have bee sting boobs. Not to mention, how does she find clothes? I have never understood why some women feel like they need silicone-filled basketballs on their chests.

Where do all y’all live that you can wear cardigans this time of year? ? We Southerners are sweltering already and yes, it is the humidity as well as the heat. That said, I am kind of digging the sack dress thing except I would have to shave my legs all the time instead of just on the weekends like I do now.

In my long-ago youth, all the local department stores would let you do that. It was called “on approval.” You took stuff home from the store, tried it on at home, then took it back in a week or so or kept it and paid the bill (I recall the stores waiting that week or so then sending you a bill in the mail).

In truth, the PhDs I know are mostly sociologists and political scientists; one is a chemist. So I guess I spoke too soon! Sorry, Pamela Anderson, I apologize!

People I know with PhDs don’t even toss that phrase around.

Eric = the fluke monster from X Files.

Last night I saw the movie Idiocracy for the first time. I don’t recommend re-watching if you saw it before the advent of 45. It was stomach-turning and not funny at all-!

I love Brendan and Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled. His Most Sensitive Man in the World is classic! And she made a great Satan.

OMG that guy! *fans self*

Dasiy Etta!

Last October Prof Gothick and I were vacationing in Sweden- It was hella cold and I was freezing and I browsed in a & Other Stories store, finding and buying the best, snuggliest sweater ever. I am disappointed to find out they are basic in Sweden, but I loved every single thing in that store and would have bought…

I know, right? I see dudes half my age now with man buns and I want to see them with all that lovely long loose hair!

Don’t sell us short, Ari. I was not only alive, I was a teenager who wanted nothing more to run away to the Haight. It wasn’t until I was grown that I realized SF during that era was full of bad drugs and everybody had the crabs.

Where I live we have animal abuse laws. How does this not fall under such laws, which I assume are enforced in this backwater shithole this motherfucker lives in?

I have a daughter. If this motherfucker has assaulted Baby Gothick like this, I would have made his life hell.