I have a stepsister aged 60 who is blind for that very reason.

Plural of Chris should be Chrisses-?

I went all the way to 12th grade (in Tennessee!) with only one classroom with AC; that was typing class and it was air conditioned for the IBM Selectrics. And we couldn’t wear shorts or even jeans.

I hear ya! In my middle school circa 1968 the girls had to KNEEL on the gym floor and that front hem had to touch the hardwood. Of course, as soon as we left the gym we’d be all rolling our waistbands up!

Huh. Watch the Trumps file suit against Cracker Barrel for stealing the down homey old Coke machine esthetic.

Oh like Trump or any of his family would actually stay at a place like that, even though they are the tackiest people I ever saw in my life.

I bought my house in 1982. The only pro is that it’s paid for. The list of cons is infinite.

Adam Schiff anybody?

Jesus God. This poor guy’s penis must be the size of a 4 year old boy’s. Bet he drives the biggest, baddest Dodge Ram pickup in Bumfuckville, LA too.

He was quoting from a scene in Gone with the Wind where Miss Scarlett tells her elderly slave butler that he’s going to have to work in the fields now that they’re poor. What Maher said was the slave’s response.

Tonsil stone eeewwwwwww

I am quite charmed by an American 6-year-old named Edith rather than Madison, Harper, or Haeleah.

Oh please. It’s not about the baybeez and never has been. It’s about the S-E-X and the sluts keeping their legs closed.

We visited Sweden and Denmark in October. We love to talk with people on our travels, in pubs, on trains., etc. Swedes and Danes we talked to were extremely apprehensive about the situation (and more knowledgeable about world affairs than any of my Trumpist relatives) and were sincerely worried about his winning the…

Brilliant.

Yesss! As the possessor of a big ole head, and thus unable to find women’s hats that will fit me, the fascinator is the answer to my hatless prayers.

Waiting for the anti-choicers to crawl out from under their rocks and equate this terrible event with abortion. “Same thing, ya libtards!”

Kids, I was an adult during Watergate. Still waiting for all that wisdom (the only upside to getting old) to descend upon me.

A pity if she does have a widow’s peak and shaved it- I think they are quite attractive and would add much to her otherwise blank, vapid face.

Anyone over the age of 10 chewing gum looks vapid and bovine. (Not to insult bovines.)