I have relatives whom I cannot avoid who are happy that we now have a FLOTUS, they say,  with “beauty” and “class.” I can’t staaaaaaand it.

Flynn is a mean-looking bastard, isn’t he?

That he wakes up as one of his supporters, in a trailer park in Mississippi, with 3 teeth in his head, Type II diabetes, and an old pickup truck that won’t start.

I am a little old lady who loves Basil Pouledoris (Conan the Barbarian, Flesh + Blood). Good head-lopping music~!

I feel like I died during election night in my sleep and went to hell. This is literally a different country than the one we had before the election. Up is down, etc. New horrors every day. I still can’t believe it.

I remember growing up in Tennessee when it was a school holiday. Ignorant little kids that we were, we were just happy to have a day out of school. Hard to believe this is still a thing in... what year is it again? Oh yeah, 2017.

Every time one of my fundie relatives comes out with that “..but Xianity is being pushed out of the public square!” routine, I come back with, “The taxpayers should not be footing the bill for religion.” How hard is that to understand?

I’d have done it with Snake Pliskin with his eye patch and his belly tat, back in the day. First date, no shame.

Slightly OT, but- am I the only one that thinks what you get in makeup and perfume samples and trial sizes is super duper concentrated and high quality, and when you are all yay, I’ve found the Holy Grail, and you buy the full size and it’s just meh?

I wear contacts and yet I love the fiber mascaras- Younique ($30 so no) and Physicians’ Formula ($15 so better). You put on one layer of the mascara, then the fibers, then a second layer of mascara. Theoretically the 2nd layer seals the fibers. I get some fallout on my cheeks while applying the fibers but never have a…

Oh dear, so he’s going to die. Actually [spoilder alert] nearly everyone does in the book, and quite horrifically!

I’m gonna say it out loud: the internet and its evil child, social media, will be the death of civilization, and in the next couple of decades. Proof? It gave us 45. Think about it.

Really? I loved that book and all Dan Simmons’ books. What character will Tobias be playing, do you know?

I am old enough to remember the Atlanta child murders quite well. A horrific story with so many unanswered questions.

If you read Fussell’s “Class” you will know just exactly what Trump and his tacky family are.

Wait, what?? I am HOH but I have never seen CC in a movie theater! Did not know such a thing existed! Granted, I live in the South where we are 20 or 30 years behind the rest of the country in all things, but still—!

Prof and I vacationed in Stockholm in October and walked across this very plaza and street. Wonderful place and people. So very sorry.

I remember a terrifying post-apocalyptic made for TV movie years ago- can’t recall the name of it- Martin Sheen was the POTUS and he was wandering through the White House halls whispering to himself, “The missles are flyin’, hallelujah.. the missles are flyin’...”

Gaaah my rightie relatives are all over my feed with rightie links to this interview and those are all titled something like “Ivanka DESTROYS Libtard Interviewer.” Just shoot me.

Is Reno 911 on anywhere?