Among the many, many things I hate about this baboon is the way he holds the folder up after he signs it. Why does he think that’s necessary?

Probably the Cahokia Mounds complex.

I remember Mean Gene, the Dancing Machine! Also a young lady who juggled while singing ‘I Get a Kick out of You’, during which she bounced a ball off her crotch. Good times.

I was between jobs and desperate in the early 90s so I gave Avon a try. Found out pretty quickly they would drop you like a hot rivet if you didn’t place an order every 2 weeks, so when I didn’t make a sale I was ordering crap for myself just to stay on their books. Finally gave it up and never heard from them again.

I would bet the rent that 45 really thought he was going to be shitcanning Sesame Street with his budget. From what I’ve read about him, he holds a grudge for fucking ever.

Well phooey. I was thinking more along the lines of Night Stalker/X-Files.

Book of Eli landscape. Shudder.

Ha, I have a couple of bonehead nephews with big ass pickups, modified so they can “roll coal” at pointy heads in Priuses; this is surely the most asinine pursuit I have ever in my long life heard of! And they are old enough to vote, and vote they did, for guess who.

Every day since the election brings a new horror.. it’s like we went to sleep on Nov. 8 and woke up in hell on Nov. 9. An entirely different country, Bizarro World, where up is down, black is white and everything is surreal. 

Only if one is Extremely Old (like me) can one say that one was cool in one’s youth. I wore my purple velvet Janis Joplin long coat, OTK boots, and feathers in my braided hair to see Led Zep in concert, part of the Houses of the Holy tour. Think upon me, children, and despair!

Jesus God, I know I’m an Old, but why in the name of all that is holy does anyone in This Day and Age allow nude pictures to be taken of themselves?

I grabbed the wrong bag, one I had just used at the range, which contained an unloaded handgun.

That pic tho.. she reminded me right off of Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian (tm)! That hair, that dress, those crazy eyes!

Not to mention operate a casino, which is basically a license to print money.

Kim Jong Nam had been on the outs with his half brother since 2001, when he was “caught trying to enter Japan on a false passport to visit Tokyo Disneyland.”

I watch Bedazzled when I’m feeling down and it always makes me feel better. Except now. Nothing is helping now.

Please. We’re being scammed. KW is hoping if this country is dumb enough to elect that baboon, we are dumb enough to buy his ugly clothes.

Who the hell cares?? The real problem is new TP rolls, where you have to skritch with your fingernail to get the roll started, and you wind up with half ribbons of paper!

Not a day goes by that I don’t think about the movie ‘the Book of Eli’ and shudder.

Extreme triviality: