Bald-headed CHRIST this bullshit makes me mad. On the other hand, that was a terrific answer she gave- I would have been like, oh fuck right on off, honey!

I thought it was Burke Ramsey at first, and thought, well! Ole Burke is really cashing in on his current notoriety!

Really? I drive a sapphire black Juke and I would be down with dark purple!

I have a dear family member who gives me an SL subscription every Christmas, so what can I do. Their recipes are good though!

Me too! I also have Christmas china and a subscription to Southern Living, but I also have a subscription to Skeptic magazine, and wear black alla time, so maybe there is hope for us both.

Bless your heart.

I came home from a vacation at that beach years ago with a fridge magnet that is a little surfboard with a Jaws-esque bite out of it. Haha.

I went to college in Nashville lo these many years ago- Not much weed around in my day but have mercy, could you get anything else? Can I get an amen to my peeps on 21st Ave South!

Me too- I keep trying but it always makes me nauseous. I have to stick with alcohol, which is fattening in the mass quantities I like it in.

I’m glomming onto this story with rapt attention because the theme is not-Trump.

For the 1876th time:

I have copied and pasted this several times over the last few months but I need to either post it every day or give it up altogether:

Wait.. Jim Belushi?

Doesn’t the Dr. Oz show air during the day and not in prime time? I’m wondering who DT thinks his audience is going to be.

I’m post-menopausal and in the last couple of years have been really struggling with cystic acne, like way beyond what I experienced in my teenage years. I really really love cold cereal and eat it pretty much daily, and have been advised that maybe I’ve been ingesting too much dairy and it’s causing my skin flareups.…

Sheesh. I can only dream of having sick days like that. In my job, you have to actually be sick your ownself, or else lie about why you’re not coming in. And though I do have lots of them piled up, I can’t cash them out; they are there in case I come down with some dread disease.

My mental happy place has long been the scenario of Meg cuddled against the warm furry breast of Aunt Beast.

I downloaded a sample when all the furor was going on about the first book and Oh. My. God. The absolute worst writing ever! My niece just thought it was the height of great literature, so I advised her to read The Story of O instead and impress her friends.

I posted upthread about Simmons’ Black Hills. With the pipeline protests going on right now in the Dakotas, it’s especially relevant. Is there any subject Dan Simmons can’t write about?

Oooh, yes I have! turned me on big time to Dan Simmons, who is an amazing writer! Fantasy/sci-fi, horror, history- the guy is fantastic! I highly recommend Black Hills; it’s especially relevant right now with the pipeline protests going on in the Dakotas.