If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Billy Bob Clinton was a right-wing hack compared to Obama.

White people have discovered that they are the REAL victims of racism and prejudice recently as well.

Kim Davis and her lawyer are lying liars who lie and the American Catholic Bishops don’t seem particuarly enamored with Francis, which makes this a perfect storm for bullshit.

I want to give fighting polish credit for being pretty close to 100% correct:

DNC Fundraiser organizers know more about this event’s demographic than you do.