THANK YOU for reminding me of that one line (about how the TOWN would get past it) and how weird it sounded to me. I hope this is not a complete quote but...if he had mentioned victims I would think it would be here in the article?!?

I am a pet owner but still this seriously made me laugh

Big dog example, but I ask my aussie 'are you gonna have a bath?' and he gets there before I do! He jumps right in, but the tub has to be dry with a towel laid in it. He would NOT jump into a pool of water though - for dog sakes! At the beach he will run all through the waves but he'll never swim or let his feet…

I'm a chicken-on-chicken violence Perv.

"Overly-tolerant" is so damn accurate. I feel really bad for this dog. Tie the bottles to a fkn fencepost, IDIOTS.