Crimson. 

USA! USA! USA!

I’m surprised she told you about that.

He looks more ready for a major infarction.

*Ejects waiter*

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I’m certain you are correct on all these points.

No point in using all his material now when he still has 16 actual games to get through!

You neglected to mention that the Saints will be in Minnesota on week 8 so Kamara can get humiliated all over again

“It’s a certain point where you fucking just do everything could do, and shit still don’t go your way. That’s how I felt about that game. I felt like we did everything. We outgained them in every phase, and then shit just happened like a fucking turnover on the five yard line going into the half, or a delay of game…

Imagine losing your best chance at a Super Bowl appearance in ages to the Eagles. The Eagles! They’re the worst, but somehow like the 4th most insufferable fan base in their division and the 2nd most insufferable in their state. they’re not even that good at being insufferable, they’re just pathetic like Drew’s…

Also he came from the fucking Dolphins. And here he is talking like he understands winning football!

This time next year he’ll be giving one of those glassy-eyed statements that U2 pilots captured over the USSR had to give:

Landry is like the new guy in the POW camp. His spirits are high and he thinks if he motivates his fellow prisoners, that they can overcome their oppressors. The men who have been imprisoned the longest have seen this before, they’ve seen that it will only end in failure and it’s taken the souls of stronger men than…

“Hey, sorry, what’d you say? I didn’t quite catch that.”

It certainly looks like expectations have been raised this season. This year the Browns might actually be expected to practice.

I think for me the distinction comes from the fact that the call indicated that there was a hostage situation, one person had already been killed, and the house was set to go up in flames.

That doesn’t at all excuse the officer who killed the victim; I’ve said a few times now that I think he deserves manslaughter—but…

Murder requires one of two things for either a murder one or murder two charge:

Murder one requires malice aforethought and mens rea (criminal intent). The officer likely cannot be proven to have intended to kill someone when they approached the house, so that’s out.

Murder two is a crime of passion; “passion,” in legal…