That could go for anything though. I mean prison rape is expected behavior so why bother. Women in white collar positions? Get out if you don’t like being harassed, it’s the status quo. Killed in a bank robbery? Should have chosen something kinder and gentler, it’s a job hazard. I know those are hyperbolic comparisons…

This post makes zero sense. You are mad at your “imaginary friends” for being mad at the “left” for an imaginary leftist having an imaginary rant but you would join them if the imaginary leftist was more militant? If you asked your imaginary friends to respond to your post would they agree with your assessment or…

Speaking of an elitist bubble. Written by a dude named fucking Hamilton Nolan on a fancy ass website. Stick to investing in your 401K. Don’t act like you know the struggle any more than your parachute parents. It’s cute that you care about us though.

But he still set a record for landed and attempted quads and almost pulled off the medal upset. This seems like a personal attack on a young American athlete.

Right, but in the end we’ll all remember Chen for his awesome long routine and the six quads and remember Rippon as the dude who was a pretty good skater and enjoyed being interviewed. That’s the difference. Neither one medaled but Chen was close and Rippon never stood a chance.

Right? It’s a total self fellating feminist viewpoint. We should all love it. It clowns on everything you hate while propping up your self loving viewpoints. Like an internet pat on the back. It’s fucking awesome.

Is gay a negative thing again? Like we’re ok to make fun of people being gay again? Thank god. Makes comedy so much easier. Or only people we think might be gay, we can call them gay as a slur? Or is it only public figures? Or only people we suspect as not being out (that sounds like middle school though)? I’ll just…

I’m not really seeing how this is racist. He’s doing an impersonation of an Asian-American person with an accent. If that’s racist we could point out plenty of racist things from other comedians throughout time. Not that these guys are that funny but that seemed to be their goal. I don’t really see how it sets…

I can only imagine.

A few well placed rounds could’ve stopped this tragedy and rid of us a few Philly fans.

If he was white he would’ve been tased.

Agreed. To be fair it should go both ways though. Players these days get away with a lot of mad mugging after a dunk or block that probably deserves a hard shot to the cheek. Or at least a taunting penalty.

Right? I’d happily make a racist comment against the President if it got me a corner office and fat salary.

Right? If getting a girl wasn’t so hard rapists wouldn’t have to rape. If winning a Super Bowl wasn’t so hard Patriots wouldn’t have to cheat. If business wasn’t so hard Madoff wouldn’t have to steal. If telling the truth was so hard Trump wouldn’t have to lie.

A civil offense is a crime. The term illegal also denotes the fact that it’s a crime. Changing lanes without using your blinker is a crime. Throwing a gum wrapper on the ground is a crime. Why would entering a foreign country uninvited not be a crime?

So having car insurance but not having the up to date documentation on hand at the time is the same as not being a citizen and not ever having legal documentation or ever been a legal citizen is the same thing? You’re obviously trolling. Being an undocumented citizen is illegal unless you just left your documents at…

Sensible people in America are raised the same way. Unfortunately the fact that we’re a nation of immigrants means we’re a nation of mixed values as well. There are a lot of loudmouthed fools and people who walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk here and we deal with it every day. Many people are more concerned with…

Obviously this guy sucks but is he really a typical rich person? Would Bill Gates or Richard Sherman or the guy that owns your local Home Depot or Oprah or the guy that won that lottery that one time or Mark Zuckerberg act like this? Maybe Zuckerberg. But that’s not typical. The whole just another shit white male…

Wages lower further? I heard they’re asking for a $15/hour minimum wage in Minnesota now. I’m not arguing your point about uneducated people with no skills deserving less money but it seems like they’re doing ok.

Have you tried encouraging them to get a better job? That sounds like a shitty setup. My wife works for Target and they do all they can to avoid paying more than they have to, but I guess it’s par for the course when they’re trying to keep costs low and it’s not exactly rocket science. They work people for 7.45 hours…