Notice a trend here?

Are you insane? What has someone on a rookie contract or even a vet done to earn a 50K pension? I used to feel sorry for dudes that are out of the league after a few years but now I find out they get paid more than me on pension. You should be set for life after three years of NFL pay. Plus the free college…

Love the body shaming. If it was a white horse would it be inspiring and gross? 8% of horses are white and yet 0% of derby horses are white. You’ve managed to be racist against brown horses and white horses and handicapped horses in one post, The Root and Jezebel and Jalopnik (horsepower till they die!) are coming…

But they’d have to cut the bill off and fit it to only the crown of my head.

Barnwell: Still an incompetent hack. I’ve long wondered why this guy has a job in sports media. Maybe he’s personable? Or knows someone important in the industry? He does a good job of putting together paragraphs which is admirable, but they contain no actual insight and rather mirror what the readers want to hear.…

Agreed. They can’t put pee pee in our smoke.

Jk. tit for tat I guess. Sucks for the people who lost land though regardless (or is it irregardless?) of race.

Luckily we can still buy Voss water with EBT though. ;)

Thank god. We’re running out of black sweat since none of them are working.

Same goes for child rape and football inflation. I’m looking at you McQueary and Colts.

Almost completely unrelated other than it’s an animal video I haven’t seen in awhile.

Ben Affleck as Brady makes much more sense; cheating, chin, hair color and all. I thought Tatum was a perfect pick for Gronk.

You must not live in California. I shower twice a week because I give a fuck about the planet and notsomuch about pleasantries. Also, I’m a bit of a slob. Any chance of mouth stuff and I would happily slay three California Condors though.

“As much as we here at Deadspin like to poke fun at sportswriters and political hot-take artists”

Her body, her choice? I’m pro-choice but find it weird the way this phrase is applied. Suicide is bad. Sex with your dad is bad. Killing a baby who has no choice in the matter is totally cool.

You missed Chmura but I’ve gotten out of the finger pointing business when it comes to player behavior. The Pats are institutionalized cheaters and I still revel in that to make myself feel better but I don’t even hold Hernandez against them. Football players do the damndest things.

. “Except: the stadium was supposed to be open by now. But it wasn’t ready, so they pushed it back. Then they pushed it back again.”

Yes, this sounds like rich people problems. Nobody is making you work for the university after you graduate. Time to get a real job son/daughter. Supply meets demand, if GAs were actually necessary then there would be pay and benefits for them. I always thought it was like joining a club to up your resume, I didn’t…

I was under the impression that they were due to fighting. I’m not necessarily saying you’re wrong, just thought I had read a story that it had started with pain killers from years of trying to make the big show and stay there as a bruiser.

Disregard, I missed the response by the department in the middle of the article which doesn’t sound especially forgiving.