Yes, it IS really confusing when you try to make sense of all the false crap put out by the fossil fuel industry, I mean, it always contradicts the scientist who aren't being paid by big oil, how can that be? I guess we should all just relax and trust the oil producers, they are, after all, really rich, and rich…

Quoting an article in the National Review is not going to help your case..

If you're a frequent commenter on Kinja, you already belong to a doomsday cult.

[Over the PA]

Ley: Ichiro is the best, man.

+ prople = funny

It doesn't surprise me at all that this happened. Of course people were going to try to go bigger and bigger with the amount of water, until they forgot that water actually weighs a LOT.

> Their doors are just spray-painted onto the cinderblock walls!

Hell, I'd never shower with the guy. Or, for that matter, any other guy. Or girl. Hell no. That's just not how I roll. And I'm damn sure not about to shower in an open locker room. Hello, what about privacy? Who are these people who are showering in front of all these other people? Not me, that's who. Everyone rubbing…

Did you finish reading the joke? You should finish reading the joke, it's funny.

Awful. +1

So he's remaining aloof-a?

she asked defensive tackle Kendall Langford and linebacker Alec Ogletree about Sam's showering schedule, and they told her that they weren't tracking it.

Tarpnado

Damn it. I hate making mistakes like that. My apologies to you and the maligned and esteemed Mr. Berton.

"And they can't even spell my name right!"

"All my life's work! O Jesus, my life's work!!"

This took four years. And I'm unemployed.