I know, right? Everyone knows electricians are the real terrorists.

Firing. Old. Rounds. Dusty.

VICTIM BLAMING.

"Name's Jury. Grand Jury. But that's Officer Jury to you!"

Well he should relax. How long can this thing actually run without a Ford dealership around anyway?

Why didn't they remove their logo from the truck before they let it go?

"I am mega man! How do you earn that title if every little thing hurts you?"
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Damn. Valid fucking question right there.
Valid. Fucking. Question.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

I would not have guessed that an email chain regarding the NFL, Wheel of Fortune, and Jeopardy! would have been that entertaining. One thing I can say - that guy Harry is balls out genius for his suggestion.

Which is absolute bullshit. Who the fuck is home to watch that? I thought it was weird whenever I'd travel to a place where Jeopardy was on directly before Wheel of Fortune (7pm instead of 7:30 like God intended) but 3:30 in the afternoon? Kids aren't even home from school at that point, let alone their parents. That…

"We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing."

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first. I may or may not choose to give it to you.

This, a thousand times this.

For any repair work that I need, whether car, computer, or home, I compare doing it myself with hiring a pro. Factor time and skill and a lot of jobs make more sense to buy the tools and go for it. Over time my tool collection expands, my skills grow, and DIY gets relatively cheaper.

You bought a human?!

Most tools. (i.e. hammer, screwdrivers, wrenches, saws, drills, dremels, etc.) Just buy a tool whenever you need it and try to work with what you have whenever possible.

Somebody needs to dub a Marnie orgasm scene with the rooster crowing from that last clip.

Man I hope nobody was killed when that one car careened into the crowd. Thoughts and prayers for the victims! #barbiejeepskill

I'm having a very hard time concentrating on the seriousness of the conversation when this man is so fine.