That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

Please don’t insult Dusty Rhodes this way.

Hopefully the Caps will win the next one so they can force a Game 7.

I'm so trying this, but with Tofu.

She's in the attic!!!

I'm surprised it went into the goal. All I ever hear about is Swiss Miss.

I'm single because I hate people.

This guy just can't catch a brake. Doesn't really bode well for the team's chances.

"Amateur."
- Kool Aid Man

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Something's missing... I just can't put my finger on what it could possibly....

+1 rebel alliance. This wins.

"I have that same shirt!"

Well played, sir.