Bring more kei cars over.

I want to write you a long winded explanation on how you should fix it or go the new old route. Always remember the trouble you know is better than the one you don't though. Beyond that, it takes alot of love and hard times to get an old air cooled to 100%. Good luck, you know where to find me if you need some deeper…

Here's the deal - and, full disclosure, I rock a 1970 Beetle myself - you have to make a distinction between: (1) a project you love and want to spend dollars, hours, and scraped knuckles on, no matter what the cost, psychic, monetary, physical, or otherwise, and (2) a car you really want to enjoy driving on a regular…

The Lamborghini Miura. The daddy of all the bedroom poster cars. The cars which convert boys and girls into enthusiasts.

Thoroughly detail the interior.

You and your logic do not belong here.

Isn't the engine in the back of these? Or am I missing something?

THERE ARE MORE!?!?!

My sister and I were going through things and she randomly started laughing and said, "James won't like this".

I thought they already had a Corolla-based wagon - it's called the Matrix. Though if they're going to "undo" the shrinking they did of the Matrix, I could get behind that. Gotta find something to replace my '04 one of these days...

I have an almost disproportionate hatred of the Mercator projection. In my native land we dismissed it as ridiculous and laughable and used pretty much any other one, but here's it's the default.

You know what they say Jason

Worst show ever.

The tracking, adjust the tracking!

Any time I see a car with a lot of mods for sale, I just assume the guy was told by his mechanic friend: "Sorry man, X is completely shot. Going to cost $5k to replace." "F that man, I'm putting it up for sale."

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.