I think a nice hoodride would do.. something that sparks..

Jay - apparently not short for Jacques..

Too soon?

I’d forgive them if they sent the J70 this way...

nice marmot..

I refuse to totter that winker..

Just circle the location on the map...

What came first, the length of a Squareback or the length of a Surfboard?

gets me every time..

Bunch of savages in this town..

MkII Jetta stories; Horn harness shorted out while on a nice peaceful drive <HooooonnnKK>. Cable came off gas pedal going up over a snowy pass in the middle of the night.. Throttle plate freezing open on the freeway at -35C.. The final straw was something shorting out behind the cluster and smoke coming out of the…

Are you sitting on the right hand side of the waiting room?

Was at a Tegan and Sara concert in 2003 and Metric opened, imagine standing front row, 3 feet away when Emily breaks out the Dead Disco crazy legs dance.. I don’t know who you are but you are now my favourite band.

Disconnect the swaybars yo!

Please Andrew, you don’t want to make a mess right?

Nice, but would it subaru?

But would you take the awning off the Jimny, or the Jimny off the awning??

Was a passenger in a Toyota Cargo van to a beerball tournament with all the back doors open;

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt207852…

Well, I was out driving. ‘Cause you know how much I love driving. When suddenly, I had to take the *biggest pee in the world*! So I went to this washroom...