Knew this would be here.

Can't? Better get on expo and tell those guys- I can only think of a dozen down there right now..

Why go halfway?

Had a quick-e-lube guy almost loose a hand on my then girlfriends Jetta..

Read this on the CBC this morning, boy am I glad that I let the nut who cut me off and then brake-checked me Friday afternoon just driveTFoff ... When I’m with my wife and kids in the family wagon there is no room for that kind of crazy.

I couldn't tell, was that a snow tire?

lol, should've used the Jeep..

Does he still have his wallet?

And have kcco stickers all over their vehicles so you know who to leave your shopping cart aimed at..

"Modified to a Nissan GTR"

Agree with the 4runner, looking in the local classifieds there is a clean 3rd gen Limited with a blown engine and then another low km 3rd gen with a rusty frame.. $500 each.. why am I still typing?

fat chick you mean..

Would've been better off without that damage multiplier on the front..

Vise-grips saved my westfalia as well; the heatercore under the rear seat gave out and tried to dump all our coolant from the wasserboxer mid-trip. Needle nose vice grips held the feed lines closed for the next week and the vacation was saved. Now a set of them ride in each of the vehicles.

"believed to be stolen."

Nice clinometer, what no altimeter?

Nice Fuso.

You don't even deserve a brick like that..

This week's letter is extra special, because it comes to us from a real-life celebrity who's looking for car advice: Pat Wilson, drummer for the popular rock band Weezer. Pat is the most exciting celebrity I've encountered since I started this whole writing thing, unless you count that time I met Jay Leno at Pebble…