Nah, Lizzo. I think the world wants you in it, makin’ catchy records, playin’ historical-ass flutes, and all that shit.
I could be wrong, but i gather that the world just doesn’t want you to be really really shitty to your staff.

my character being picked apart by people who don’t know me and disrespecting my name. I didn’t sign up for this shit

Is it weird that this movie seems to misunderstand the concept of Magical Negroes that it is supposedly sending up? Black people having to expend a lot of effort to make white people feel secure in their presence is surely a real thing, but it doesn’t really have anything to do with the term.

Was Morpheus really a “magical negro” though? He seemed to have too much agency for that. I thought the trope referred to people like the caddy Bagger Vance.

Has Spike Lee had anything to say about this film? I cannot imagine him to not have an opinion on it.

If there is a God, then He created Barbieland out of anger. The dream houses portend nightmares and agony. In Weird Barbie’s eyes I see only a blank stare that speaks of a half-bored interest in fashion.

Half of me wants him to spend the rest of his life, however long, paying for the bad things he’s done to others and to America. Half of me wishes him to stroke out and die tomorrow. Which is better?

That’s still no excuse for adults to harass a 12 year-old on his personal profile. That’s just fucking pathetic and embarrassing and so much worse than a celebrity fundraising for a kid’s sports team.

Of course they shouldn’t hassle the kid (or, honestly, even her) and of course she might be cash-poor. All that is true. The problem here is that, presumably, on a team with 11 non-celebrity moms and one celebrity mom, the celebrity mom chose to advertise it. One of the other 11 moms could have just put up a GoFundMe…

One joke about the hotness of the host is allowed. It is almost never funny.

The only funny sketch was Club Shay Shay Extended Cut.

What line? I’ve never seen another customer in an Arby’s the same time as me :)

“There’s just no reason a top-heavy insulated tumbler best suited to long-haul trucking should be selling for thousands of dollars online.” There’s no reason they should be selling for $49.95!!!

I read that way too. It sounds like Reynolds had a teensy smidgen of self awareness. But like many others, he did not make any effort to change.

I will admit I'm not as into later Carlin, but he never became hacky.  He just became really cynical and sad and honestly I'm not going to blame for that.  It was just harder to watch.

OK these are good. Let’s try it...

• Aaron Rodgers’ gets experimental treatment for his Achilles and it goes horribly wrong.

I wish I could feel bad about the death threats, but this is Walmart random election officials, school board members, journalists and democrats have been going through for YEARS. Guessing the attack on Paul Pelosi isn’t as funny to some of them now as it was a few weeks ago.

The republican party went fully demented the moment a black man was elected president, and they’ve been punishing the country and its citizens ever since.

at least one member left to go to the chapel and pray