Counterpoint: The NBA Season is interminable and meaningless.

That’s the fastest 5 seconds I’ve ever seen called in an NBA game. I’m figuring the ref, like many of us, couldn’t take one more moment listening to Drake.

I would disagree that “in the real world” no one cares if you smoke weed. I mean, you don’t care, and I don’t care, but there are A LOT of employers who care. Fucking Walgreens drug tests their cashiers for weed; just about any job in the healthcare industry tests for it; if you have a job with a CDL you get tested…

Yes, I do. As a minority, I understand that racism is a complex subject rooted in years of culture and is perpetually evolving, and that generally white people don’t have a great perspective of it because they rarely experience it firsthand.

I kept reading, waiting for the article to actually move past that point, but it just kind of stopped there.

TL;DR Only black people are authorities on racism and any white person’s opinion on the matter is invalid.

Maybe it’s not drunk people but the people you know.

Fun fact: in high school, Marshall Koehn was out on his family’s farm when he spotted a coyote peering out into a field full of grazing cattle. Marshall, from the other end of the large field, started at a full sprint at the exact same time as the coyote did, both racing toward a particularly weak calf that had…

As a Cubs fan: Hahahahahaha. Thanks for Arrieta, too.

This has nothing to do with millennial. People have been assholes for 1000s of years. I’m 36. And I understand that. I know its cool to hate on millennials but thats not really applicable here. As to the article y’know fuck those people. Fuck them in the ear.

I’ve always had bigger problems with the older generation while working in retail. If millenials have issues, I blame it on their dipshit parents who coddle their kids into thinking the world revolves around them.

I’m sure it was only millenials who clapped you fucking asshole

Odd that they celebrated having one million Twitter followers. With the exchange rate that’s only like 700,000.

Just say “yes” and we can move on.

“The FBI is calling a locksmith...”

This comment is the reason why reading comprehensive is important.

But in this analogy you’re asking a locksmith to create a tool that doesn’t yet exist that would have the power to crack any safe. Oh and the locksmith makes all his money selling crack-proof safes that suddenly won’t seem very crack-proof to their customers if they comply. Oh and the government has been demanding for…

Not sure what article you read, but it clearly wasn’t mine.

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