Uh... someone remind me why we still watch this shit?

To finish his sentence, "NSYNC would have even been better than this shit!".

Oh god. That failed proposal with the giant teddy bear. Brutal. I feel so sad inside now.

The basic theme is dudes being truly incapable of seeing the plain truth that the girl is not interested. You gotta play in your own league. Hint: If it's 8th grade, and her name is Ashley, she's out of your league.

Guys, if the crush happened in 5th grade or below, she was the prettiest or cutest girl, not the hottest. We don't see hotness until puberty, this is science.

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…

Moron keeps making moronic decisions.

And by "open" you mean "contested."

Let me get this straight: so if two people are in the middle of consensual sex and one of them happens to pass out, the other one is expected to immediately extract him/herself and walk away, OR BE CONSIDERED A "RAPIST???"

That has got to be the single most absurdly over-thinking, technocratic, anal-retentive and…

Good to see Helena Bonham Carter moving on from the divorce

Tuscaloosa Bowel Syndrome

There are many reasons to hate Florida State — their institutional fuckup of the Jameis rape case, the fans who went full Gamergate on those willing to call bullshit on the school — but least of all, they wouldn't die.

it would be a huge mistake to fire Blatt now. He IS a good coach. 30 games in is just laughably too soon for this conversation. LeBron needs to step back and let him coach instead of trying to dictate the style of play. Sure that is partly on Blatt, but no one on the Cavs is playing with any effort.

first, great avatar. second, as someone who is both pro-Klinsman and pro-MLS I see nothing wrong with this article. I agree that the anti-MLS stance deadspin takes gets old really fast though

NASCAR is a joke. Idiotic.

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

I bet you it had something to do with the years of child molestation that occurred there. Hilarious!

Did OK against France & Poland, but got slaughtered by the Russian squad.

Caller: Yeah I just think Alabama got a little too big for their britches. I mean, giving Saban a statue already? Come on. He's not even retired yet! What do you think? I'll hang up and listen.

Wait a second...I thought this was going to be a great post from a long-suffering fan until I got to the "lived in Baltimore, loved the O's, lived in NYC, loved the Yanks," part. If you did that, then I am not happy for you at all. You have not suffered, you've just rooted for other teams during the period where…