Beats the fuck out of a diaper genie.  That product is some BULLSHIT.

Still the GOAT

Fucking Raptors. Allowing good shit to happen to Embid.

don’t let Coke be stronger than you

He even spelled the joke wrong. Promytheus, you thick motherfucker.  

Man, this was a great episode, and one that really paid off all the time GRRM, the makers of the show, and all of us have put into this fictional world. I loved seeing all these pairings/groups that we hadn’t seen together before or in a long time. Spending a night boozing by the fire with Tyrion, Jamie, Tormund, and…

Dustin Diamond hit on my twin sisters in a hotel lobby on the weekend my brother got married in 1993. They were 19 and very much uninterested.

why is Paul Reiser even considering that Mad About You revival when he’s obviously having so much fun in character roles like this one?

Touche

Dany and Jon are so boring.

Jesus Christ, baseball is so full of angry old white guys.

The Warriors are almost as bored of The Warriors as I am.

Well, Bruce Pearl is still involved.  

It is beyond delicious that K, after preaching his “play the right way” bullshit for years, gave in and tried to go full Calipari and fucked it up.

What is going on with the headliner of that van/bus?

It’s worth it for Chris Pine (at least it was for me), but India Eisley’s just not up to it.  

But he will eat 5 dozen cookies you made for some shit at your daughter’s school. Stewart, you are an asshole.

This show is weird. I think it’s probably bad, and some of the writing is really clunky, but I like watching it. I think it’s the mid-century LA noir thing. And Chris Pine. Fauna’s southern accent drives me NUTS, not least because it comes and goes.

Fortune favors the crass

As ways to say “I’m kind of a dick” go, “I’m brutally honest” is pretty mediocre.