Because football fans are a bunch of MAGA hat shitheads?  Fuck the NFL.  

No Pimpbot? NO PIMPBOT?

I found the emperors-new-clothesness of the hype surrounding Phantom Thread was truly disorienting for me.  I felt like everyone was taking crazy pills.  

It was such a good and interesting show. At first I was just like “Haha. Dick jokes! Awesome”. But by the end I was actually invested in the story. How is that possible.

Shit, I’m a 48 year old father of four, and even I can tell that is a sexy man.

Warren Barton.  Man, fuck that guy.  

Their wives are working.  Beating time comes after 5 PM

Unrelated: Does anyone have a suggestion for a place to buy stylish Car T-shirts?

Does anyone have a suggestion for a place to buy stylish Car T-shirts?

Spent so much money there on Battle Zone and Defender.  

“Only 24 hours in a day, only 12 notes a man can play”

Oklahoma? Really? Holy shit.

Your energy is great, but your conclusion is flawed.

I mean, clearly Don Jr. is a giant asshole, but this guy said “Haters gonna hate” and “Keep it Real” in the space of 14 words.

I am so glad my kids aged out of this bullshit.

Vote the bastards out. That’s all we can do. Starting in November.

VOTE. That’s the only way.

Are there people who don’t? Those people are dum-dums.

Good for you Caps fans. Have a blast.

Nice to see some #Boilerfail in the offseason.